Bad Grandma’s Rules for Living

LEARN SIGN LANGUAGE

Newly-weds get a lot of bad advice from lifestyle gurus and other quacks about money, sex, romance etc. Ignore it all. There’s really only one thing you need to know as a newly-wed: learn sign language. The moment the honeymoon’s over, subscribe to an accredited signing course.

Why? Because signing means you can have a full-blown argument in front of the children without them understanding how pissed off you are with each other, thereby, saving them from any psychological scarring and you from having to pay exorbitant fees to therapists.

Published by Man in the Middle

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