GIVE UP DRIVING
It’s encumbent on the old to do their bit to reduce road accidents so give up driving. Most old timers would willingly admit they enjoy driving at 40mph in the fast lane just to annoy younger people, haven’t used the rear-view mirror for decades and think indicating is an optional. To them I say: Stop Now.
In my view, it’s time to follow the King of the Brit’s lovable old Prince Philip and fold away your deerskin driving gloves for ever. You may not have a garage full of chauffeurs like Prince Philip to chauffeur you around but that doesn’t make the Royal Family a bad role model does it? UBER is democratic and available to everyone as long as you have a mobile phone.
