Bad Grandma’s Rules for Living

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This one’s for the men. Stop worrying about baldness. Fear of baldness is almost as prevalent as the Oedipus complex among men, but far less interesting or important. If you find yourself thinning don’t turn yourself into a carnival grotesque by trying to weave a head of hair from a single thread, like Donald Trump. If baldness happens, it happens. Don’t waste your money on hair pieces or transplants.  Instead, buy a pair of clippers and shave all your hair off and then put the money you would have spent on all those transplants and toupees into an Global Equity Tracker. Sit back and watch it grow. The investment that is, not your hair.    

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