Bad Grandma’s Rules for Living: never wear pink

Never wear pink As you get older some colours should be avoided, especially pink. Pink is one of the worst style decisions you can make. It’s for Pink young people only. So I repeat: never ever wear pink. Here are some other golden rules for dealing with fashion for the old. You shrink as youContinue reading “Bad Grandma’s Rules for Living: never wear pink”

Covid makes pants pointless

I’ve given up wearing trousers. They’re superfluous in the current situation. Unless I have to go outside to the shops or for a walk, I can’t see any benefit in them. The same applies to shirts and shoes. Neither are necessary in this indoor world.  Pyjamas, on the other hand, have become more valuable thanContinue reading “Covid makes pants pointless”

Covid and the Dutch House

‘Is the ‘Dutch Housewife’ a porn movie?’ asks my son, looking up from his phone. ‘Why would we watch a porn movie while Granny’s still up?’ I reply. ‘Why would we watch a porn movie full stop?’ says my wife. ‘Dad said: ‘You’d like the ‘Dutch Housewife’?’ It sounds like a porno. Don’t get shirtyContinue reading “Covid and the Dutch House”