Pigs in the Park

I’m at a festival called Pigs in the Park. Or something similar.  It’s one of those faux festivals, where there’s no sex or drugs or rock ‘n’ roll. It’s as close to the real thing as a tour of Madame Tussaud’s. The scent of marijuana has been replaced by the smell of BBQ pulled pork.Continue reading “Pigs in the Park”

My diet got stuck in the buffet car

My diet came off the rails and i got stuck in the buffet car after a four day Boomer bender

Is chilli con carne the worst dish in the world?

Mother mainly likes cake Mother is gently prodding a bowl of Nachos so she doesn’t disturb anything like the first Police Officer at a murder scene. ‘What is it?’ she asks my son, putting her fork down. ‘Nachos,’ he replies. ‘Is it Greek?’ ‘No. It’s a Mexican corn tortilla covered with cheese and salsa.’ ‘Salsa?’Continue reading “Is chilli con carne the worst dish in the world?”