Bad Grandma’s Rules for Living: The Bin

Bad Grandma’s Rules for Living: The Bin is unusual because normally she doesn’t give two hoots poems or about poetry. But she composed ‘The Bin’ (below) after a heavy night out on the tiles. Enjoy! Nicorette / Was not a patch / On Gordon’s / Night out / In San Miguel Other rules from BadContinue reading “Bad Grandma’s Rules for Living: The Bin”

Gwyneth Paltrow helps Mother

‘Like the ‘Play that Went Wrong’?’ asks my Son.   ‘Or ‘One flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’?’ says my Wife.  I’m trying to get them to understand how I feel but they don’t get it. Whoever coined the phrase ‘a problem shared is a problem halved’ couldn’t do basic Maths. Our psychodrama plays out acrossContinue reading “Gwyneth Paltrow helps Mother”